Magic Always Leaves Traces
The Avengers: Texts
| Thor: | IT HAS BEEN THREE DAYS AND YOU HAVE NOT YET SPOKEN TO MR STARK, FRIEND BRUCE. MAY I ASK WHY? |
| Bruce: | You see the Caps Lock button? Press it. And not trying to be rude, but it’s none of anyone’s business. Sorry. |
| Thor: | I SEE IT BUT I SHALL NOT PRESS IT. ALLOW ME TO MAKE A PUN; MR STARK HAS PRESSED YOUR BUTTONS ONE TOO MANY TIMES. AM I CORRECT? |
| Bruce: | Jesus. |
| Thor: | NO, I AM THOR, GOD OF THUNDER |
| Thor: | JESUS IS NOT OF ASGARD |
| Bruce: | Christ. |
| Thor: | HE IS NOT OF ASGARD, EITHER |
Hawkeye took me to Times Square and we got coffee. Then that night we made out and as he looked into my eyes he said “let’s go to the bedroom.”
Tumblr. It’s like YOU KNOW.
Captain America took me to the West Village and we got coffee. Then that night we walked along the ocean, and as he twirled my hair, he said, “You’re the prettiest girl I know.”
Thor took me to the helicarrier and we had dinner. Then that night we read books, as he put his jacket over me, and said “You’re the prettiest girl I know”.
… just maybe not the prettiest boy.Thor took me to Central Park and we took a walk. Then, that night we walked along the beach and as he whispered in my ear, he said “You’re the only one for me.”
AWWWW.
(Also, my roommate had Bruce Banner take her for coffee at Stark Tower.
“Why did he take you there for coffee?”
“There’s probably a Starbucks at the bottom.”
“STARKBUCKS.”
THOR took me to central park and we took a walk then, that night we read books and as he sang to me he said your the only one for me.
…………MOST PERFECT DATE EVER. EVER. I NEED TO LIVE THIS OKAY. SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
(Source: glenas)
The Avengers (2012), aka “Tony Stark Snark Hour”.
(Source: iwantcupcakes, via jurassicstark)
Tom Hiddleston on co-star Scarlett Johansson (x)
Inside Tom Hiddleston’s Mind: Me + A Lady? VERBAL CORTEX ALERT = MELTDOWN!MELTDOWN! {Does+not+compute}.
(via welltheregoesparadise)
