Magic Always Leaves Traces
drst:
Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers? Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and igured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?
Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?
Anyone else remember that? I sure do.
Damn straight. She was the key to the whole damn thing.
yeah, remember when she got her own movie as she clearly deserved?
ugh studio execs suck.
Black Widow for life.
TOTALLY. And she didn’t outsmart just ANY god. She fucking outsmarted the trickster god. The one who outsmarts everyone else. But she got his ass.
BLACK WIDOW IS EVERYTHING.
Black Widow Appreciation Life.
Black Widow foreverrrrrr
(Source: iamnevertheone, via consulting-assassin)
This has been a badass Agent Hill appreciation post.
(Source: wayward-angel, via consulting-assassin)
Can we just take a second
to appreciate
the fact that
Thor
has Loki’s horn motif
engraved
in his vambraces?
A sign to commemorate a fallen comrade/brother in arms/friend. If you notice in Lord of the Rings, Aragorn took Boromir’s vambraces after he died, and proceeded to wear them for the remainder of the series.
THIS IS GREAT YOU GUYS, OKAY?
(Source: nerdasmic, via consulting-assassin)
Only if Lauren Lopez plays Thor.
i don’t even like avengers and i love this idea
(via the-writers-ramblings)
All things truly wicked start from innocence.
(Source: lokifer, via consulting-assassin)
(Source: hiddleston, via kaledanvers)
The Avengers according to Tony Stark.
(Source: tony-starks-anxiety, via consulting-assassin)
Hawkeye took me to Times Square and we got coffee. Then that night we made out and as he looked into my eyes he said “let’s go to the bedroom.”
Tumblr. It’s like YOU KNOW.
Captain America took me to the West Village and we got coffee. Then that night we walked along the ocean, and as he twirled my hair, he said, “You’re the prettiest girl I know.”
Thor took me to the helicarrier and we had dinner. Then that night we read books, as he put his jacket over me, and said “You’re the prettiest girl I know”.
… just maybe not the prettiest boy.Thor took me to Central Park and we took a walk. Then, that night we walked along the beach and as he whispered in my ear, he said “You’re the only one for me.”
AWWWW.
(Also, my roommate had Bruce Banner take her for coffee at Stark Tower.
“Why did he take you there for coffee?”
“There’s probably a Starbucks at the bottom.”
“STARKBUCKS.”
THOR took me to central park and we took a walk then, that night we read books and as he sang to me he said your the only one for me.
…………MOST PERFECT DATE EVER. EVER. I NEED TO LIVE THIS OKAY. SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
(Source: glenas)
“Can you blame him?”
“Shut up, Tash.”
In which Thor is attractive shirtless. AKA, all the time.
(via consulting-assassin)
